I'M ON VACATION, DON'T TALK TO ME HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I crave my afternoon dose of brew like a person needs oxygen. Truly, the thought of starting my day without it makes me unease. Decaf doesn't influence much, as long as that bold flavor hits my tongue. It's not just a drink, it's power for my mind. I am an individual of habit, and that tradition is my morning ritual.